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Color-mapping the UK election

Saturday, May 9th, 2015

[ by Charles Cameron — feeling his clan as a Cameron of Erracht today ]
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You may need to know that according to color-convention, the Conservative Party is blue, the Labor Party red, and Scottish Nationalist Party yellow.. but with that in mind, here’s a hilarious oddball DoubleQuote:

Every step you take I’ll be watching you

Friday, May 8th, 2015

[ by Charles Cameron — silly, really, but fun ]
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DQ every step you take

Moore’s Law responsible for Shades of Grey

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

[ by Charles Cameron — confirmed: that as the power of computing increases, all color is drained from our lives.. ]
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Brought to you by DoubleQuotes in the Wild.

The paradoxical roles of luxury cars in the lives of the women of IS

Tuesday, March 31st, 2015

[ by Charles Cameron — not particularly anxious to own a BMW — but did I once win a Rolls for a night of Bach at the Hollywood Bowl ]
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SPEC DQ IS BMW

Sources:

  • Belfast Telegraph, Jihadi brides with BMW M5s
  • Dabiq, issue #8 p.34, The Twin Halves of the Muhajirin
  • So we’re somewhat fond of the Dunya after all, ladies?

    And now, the “Most Dangerous” finalists

    Monday, March 30th, 2015

    [ by Charles Cameron — a man vs machine contest, with the betting shops favoring.. ]
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    The semi-finals have been conducted, contested and concluded, with judges Elon Musk:

    and The Republicans:

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    The final round is upon us.

    In a definitive Man vs Machine match to be adjudicated by The Turn of Events, we shall see whether artifical intelligence, slouching towards Bethlehem, is more dangerous than the sitting President, suffering under — or perhaps liberated by — the two-term limit on his office..

    Who or what will win the Most Dangerous of All belt, and end-of-the world cash prize that goes with it?

    According to noted statistician Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight..


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