ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
Mrs. Zenpundit caught me off guard the other day with the present of a brand new Honda Element, which she intended to replace my ancient and definitely child-unfriendly Mustang GT. I was more or less dumbfounded, being apparently unable to mentally process what had happened until she shook me by the shoulders and slowly enunciated ” This..is….your…car….I bought it…for you ! “.
” Where’s my mustang ?? ” I stammered.
“It’s gone…you will never see it..again ”
By the way, the Element handles well ;o)
