{"id":1878,"date":"2006-08-01T02:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-01T02:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=1878"},"modified":"2006-08-01T02:49:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-01T02:49:00","slug":"1878","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=1878","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>IF YOU CAN&#8217;T STAND THE HEAT&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It was 97 degrees in the Chicago area today, not sure what the heat index was but it felt darn hot. And if that wasn&#8217;t warm enough I almost torched myself tonight with the gas grill.<\/p>\n<p>I had just put five pounds of chicken on and gone back inside with the tray when I turned to see the propane tank shooting a rather impressive amount of flame from the spigot and along the length of the gas hose. My first instinct was to try to shut off the gas ( radiant heat quickly quelled that idea) and I then realized that the tank might make a nifty bomb at any given moment; so I hustled everyone out of the house and called the fire department. Meanwhile, the gas hose disintegrated and the tank\/miniature flame thrower rolled free, setting various objects on the deck on fire in the process.  Quite surreal, watching things you own ignite.<\/p>\n<p>Ultimately, no great harm done. I&#8217;m out a grill, various minor items, a chair and the deck needs replacing, but no one was hurt. The Fire Department said it looked like a case of product malfunction with the regulator and wrote a report for the insurance company.<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t stand the heat&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IF YOU CAN&#8217;T STAND THE HEAT&#8230; It was 97 degrees in the Chicago area today, not sure what the heat index was but it felt darn hot. And if that wasn&#8217;t warm enough I almost torched myself tonight with the gas grill. I had just put five pounds of chicken on and gone back inside [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}