{"id":1943,"date":"2006-09-24T05:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-24T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=1943"},"modified":"2006-09-24T05:30:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-24T05:30:00","slug":"1943","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=1943","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>ON CHILDHOOD<\/b><\/p>\n<p>In the midst of a time of family celebration, <strong>Mrs. Zenpundit<\/strong> and I were hosting a sleepover involving the <strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Firstborn of Zenpundit<\/span><\/strong> and a couple of other girls in the same early elementary range.  From my fatherly perspective, it would seem that a girl&#8217;s sleepover primarily involves two things:<\/p>\n<p>a) The consumption of large quantities of processed simple sugars.<\/p>\n<p>b) Squealing.<\/p>\n<p>Lots and lots of squealing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ON CHILDHOOD In the midst of a time of family celebration, Mrs. Zenpundit and I were hosting a sleepover involving the Firstborn of Zenpundit and a couple of other girls in the same early elementary range. From my fatherly perspective, it would seem that a girl&#8217;s sleepover primarily involves two things: a) The consumption of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}