{"id":2273,"date":"2007-06-22T20:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-22T20:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=2273"},"modified":"2007-06-22T20:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-22T20:04:00","slug":"2273","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=2273","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>THE ART OF SUPERSOAKER WAR<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.escapist.net\/receptacle\/images\/supersoaker.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Squared off against <strong><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">The Firstborn<\/span><\/strong> and the <strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Son of Zenpundit<\/span><\/strong> yesterday in a running supersoaker gun battle, occasionally involving the use of heavy artillery (the hose) and antipersonnel mines ( the sprinkler) by a winded Zenpundit, who denies any violations of the Geneva Convention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE ART OF SUPERSOAKER WAR Squared off against The Firstborn and the Son of Zenpundit yesterday in a running supersoaker gun battle, occasionally involving the use of heavy artillery (the hose) and antipersonnel mines ( the sprinkler) by a winded Zenpundit, who denies any violations of the Geneva Convention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}