{"id":25359,"date":"2013-08-01T18:35:09","date_gmt":"2013-08-01T18:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=25359"},"modified":"2013-08-01T18:35:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-01T18:35:09","slug":"further-dangers-lurking-in-the-kitchen-of-your-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=25359","title":{"rendered":"Further dangers lurking “in the kitchen of your mom”"},"content":{"rendered":"

[ by Charles Cameron<\/strong> — for our bizarre humor<\/em> section, and featuring the word beer-goggled<\/em> ]
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These two headlines from today’s findings struck me as painting a dark picture of the dangers hidden in even the brightest of kitchens these days:<\/p>\n

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**<\/p>\n

I’ll have to admit that I was torn, though — that penis and toaster headline cried out to be paired with another — illustrate illustrating between them the follies prevalent in my country of origin, and the necessity of parental guidance for its denizens:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

**<\/p>\n

Sources:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  • The Atlantic Wire, Google Pressure Cookers and Backpacks<\/a>\n
  • The Guardian, Do try not to get your penis stuck<\/a>\n
  • NBC News, Drunken Brits fall foul of a pigeon<\/a><\/li>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    **<\/p>\n

    My own roots are Scottish<\/a>, so I was particularly proud to see the paras in the Drunk Brits<\/strong> piece which read:<\/p>\n

    The video showed a clip from security cameras at Scotland’s Edinburgh Waverley station in which two men dressed in kilts \u2013 possibly supporters of Scotland\u2019s rugby or football teams \u2013 on a platform.<\/p>\n

    One tries to kick out at a pigeon but misses and his momentum causes him to fall onto the tracks in front of a stationary train.<\/p>\n

    \u201cThe pigeon will always win when you are beer-goggled,\u201d the caption says, using a slang term for the altered perceptions of a drunk.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    I even learned a new hyphenated word in all this mad kerfuffle: will wonders never cease?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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