{"id":48553,"date":"2016-02-09T03:32:52","date_gmt":"2016-02-09T03:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=48553"},"modified":"2016-02-09T04:59:35","modified_gmt":"2016-02-09T04:59:35","slug":"on-myth-magic-rare-canned-meats-and-mathematics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=48553","title":{"rendered":"On myth, magic, rare canned meats, and mathematics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[ by <strong>Charles Cameron<\/strong> &#8212; a tale of Guru Nanak &#8212; &#038; the things you can buy on Amazon these days ]<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy_nanak.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-48603\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy_nanak.jpg\" alt=\"boy_nanak\" width=\"254\" height=\"338\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-48603\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy_nanak.jpg 254w, https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy_nanak-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 254px) 100vw, 254px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPainting by <strong>PM Wylam<\/strong> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sikhspirit.com\/gurunanak\/parent_info.htm\"><strong>Guru Nanak Dev Ji<\/strong> as a  young boy<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It is said that in his schooldays, young <strong>Nanak<\/strong> who, as <strong>Guru Nanak<\/strong>, would go on to found the <strong>Sikh<\/strong> religion was in math class when the numbers <strong>one, two, three<\/strong> and so <del datetime=\"2016-02-08T18:29:29+00:00\">forth<\/del> <strong>fourth<\/strong> were explained, and objected when the teacher began to talk about <strong>two<\/strong>, on the grounds that he hadn&#8217;t yet fully grapsped the <strong>number one<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Respect. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>**<\/p>\n<p>Putting that another way, the <strong>number one<\/strong> is at least as fascinating in its own possibities as it is with the series of integers that follows it &#8212; you may recall my earlier <a href=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=10981\">discussions of one<\/a> and its <a href=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=10985\">possible opposites<\/a> in earlier posts:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/OppositeOne.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-48557\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/OppositeOne.png\" alt=\"OppositeOne\" width=\"434\" height=\"481\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-48557\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/OppositeOne.png 434w, https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/OppositeOne-271x300.png 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 434px) 100vw, 434px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>**<\/p>\n<p><strong>Here the conversation takes a completely different turn..<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s in the spirit of that kind of <strong>mythematical<\/strong> &#8212; or perhaps better in this case, <strong>mathemagical<\/strong> &#8212; thinking that I offer this equation: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unicorn-plus-dragon-meat.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-48556\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unicorn-plus-dragon-meat.png\" alt=\"Unicorn plus dragon meat\" width=\"600\" height=\"175\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-48556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unicorn-plus-dragon-meat.png 600w, https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unicorn-plus-dragon-meat-300x88.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m inclined to think they&#8217;d somehow <strong>cancel<\/strong>, or at the very least <strong>balance<\/strong>, each other out. I wonder whether <strong>Amazon <\/strong>has an algorithm that knows that, yet.<\/p>\n<p>Really, I had no idea one could buy dragon&#8217;s meat in a can, nor that of unicorns. <\/p>\n<p>**<\/p>\n<p>I found out about canned unicorn and dragon while while reading up on <strong>Tactical Bacon<\/strong> in a spell of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LRNichols\/status\/684551738876149761\">NSFW research<\/a> on the <strong>Malheur <\/strong>business:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tactical-bacon.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-48609\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tactical-bacon.png\" alt=\"tactical bacon\" width=\"338\" height=\"295\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-48609\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tactical-bacon.png 338w, https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tactical-bacon-300x262.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oy, the world we live in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ by Charles Cameron &#8212; a tale of Guru Nanak &#8212; &#038; the things you can buy on Amazon these days ] . Painting by PM Wylam of Guru Nanak Dev Ji as a young boy It is said that in his schooldays, young Nanak who, as Guru Nanak, would go on to found the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1319,1221,526,742,655,501,804,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-algorithm","category-amazon","category-charles-cameron","category-magic","category-mathematics","category-myth","category-sikh","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48553"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48617,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48553\/revisions\/48617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}