{"id":848,"date":"2004-09-08T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-08T21:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=848"},"modified":"2004-09-08T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-08T21:29:00","slug":"848","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=848","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>ELEMENT OF SURPRISE<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Zenpundit caught me off guard the other day with the present of a brand new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hondacars.com\/models\/model_overview.asp?ModelName=Element&#038;BrowserDetected=True&amp;bhcp=1\">Honda Element<\/a>, which she intended to replace my ancient and definitely child-unfriendly Mustang GT. I was more or less dumbfounded, being apparently unable to mentally process what had happened until she shook me by the shoulders and slowly enunciated &#8221; This..is&#8230;.your&#8230;car&#8230;.I bought it&#8230;for you ! &#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Where&#8217;s my mustang ?? &#8221; I stammered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s gone&#8230;you will never see it..again &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By the way, the Element handles well ;o)<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ELEMENT OF SURPRISE Mrs. Zenpundit caught me off guard the other day with the present of a brand new Honda Element, which she intended to replace my ancient and definitely child-unfriendly Mustang GT. I was more or less dumbfounded, being apparently unable to mentally process what had happened until she shook me by the shoulders [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}