{"id":975,"date":"2004-12-17T03:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-17T03:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=975"},"modified":"2004-12-17T03:27:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-17T03:27:00","slug":"975","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/?p=975","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>BLOGCRASTINATION<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Next week should see some blogging in earnest but right now I&#8217;ve got a couple of projects of higher importance and some pesky social duties tonight, one of which is writing out Christmas cards for my female co-workers. Why you may ask ?<\/p>\n<p>First, they are a pleasant, attractive and fun bunch and I consider many of them to be my friends. Secondly, knowing me as well as they do, I&#8217;ve already received a few &#8221; early-birds&#8221; on my desk this week as a symbolic reminder to get my act together and make sure I give them some cards. Frankly, it&#8217;s a small price to pay to make certain that the tsunami of collective Christmas female rage is directed at some other unfortunate carrier of the Y chromosome. <\/p>\n<p>And no, I don&#8217;t give any cards to the guys. In general, none of the men, myself included, really care if they get a card  or not.  Plus, I&#8217;d rather not be on a Christmas card basis with my male co-workers &#8211; I think they feel the same way. In fact, if one of us were so foolish as to try to start that kind of a tradition we&#8217;d accept his card with a wan grimace and then discuss amongst ourselves when we first noticed his latent homosexual tendencies.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BLOGCRASTINATION Next week should see some blogging in earnest but right now I&#8217;ve got a couple of projects of higher importance and some pesky social duties tonight, one of which is writing out Christmas cards for my female co-workers. Why you may ask ? First, they are a pleasant, attractive and fun bunch and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}