Double No Trumps?

[ by Charles Cameron — silly fun.. ]

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I’d say that here Kim Jong-Un —

Escaped rhinoceros from Pyongyang Zoological Park wrestled into submission by Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, saving over thirty schoolchildren.

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 27, 2016

would easily Trump, ahem, Vladimir Putin —

Me killing it on @60Minutes tonight! #USSR #Badass pic.twitter.com/AsPwPtbDPP

— KGBPutin (@KgbPutin) September 28, 2015

if he’d had access toi a camera and Photoshop.