Will Trump ever drain the Sinkhole?

[ by Charles Cameron — if hell exists — and we’re easily persuaded it does — best believe in paradise, too ]

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Bryan Alexander of Infocult headed his report, Earth opens campaign against Trump. Bryan has been following sinkholes around the globe for some time now, and has also been keeping a wary eye on Donald Trump, so the correlation wouldn’t surprise him, and he leaped to causation, with or without good reason.

Let’s take a look, first, at the hole itself:

It’s black, as though part of the world had been redacted for security reasons.

Sinkoles are not uncommon in Florida, and frequently feast on human habitations:

The City of Palm Beech is calm and carries on:

Sinkhole in front of Mar-a-Lago: A 4' x 4' sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of… https://t.co/5xOpmJ8Y2v

— Town of Palm Beach (@townpalmbeach) May 22, 2017

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It takes the Washington Post to put the event in truly cross-disiplinary perspective, titling its article on the topic brilliantly:

Sinkhole forms in front of Mar-a-Lago; metaphors pour in https://t.co/pXmAxgtBTf

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 22, 2017

Indeed they did. Oliver Willis had the best reading of the Sign:

A sinkhole just opened in front of President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate https://t.co/vlSlzzwBCP THE ORB DEMANDS SACRIFICE

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 22, 2017

The orb in question is the Saudi counterterrorism orb:

What Was That Glowing Orb Trump Touched in Saudi Arabia?, via @nytimes. Yeah Kristol https://t.co/LcCGx5giCm

— David Kalow (@daknycip) May 24, 2017

Bothing to do with Saruman, I assure you. But take a look at those eyes..

@KingSalman and @POTUS inaugurate The Global Center for Combatting Extremist Ideology in Riyadh. #RiyadhSummit pic.twitter.com/do6cFL7wBW

— Saudi Embassy (@SaudiEmbassyUSA) May 21, 2017

And FWIW, tthe orb’s direct impact on the pavement in Palm Beach is confirmed by Chad Fondiller:

The sinkhole began forming seconds after the Orb was touched. https://t.co/zBVio0ejjs

— Chad Fondiller (@ChadFondiller) May 22, 2017

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Some, like Conchita Leeflang, read the Sign more mundanely in terms of Trump‘s own rhetoric:

@owillis @Trumpnado2016 The Swamp is draining.

— Conchita Leeflang (@conchitaleef) May 22, 2017

That’s clever, but it doesn’t really explain this photo of the sinkhole alt-event now, does it?

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