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Thursday, May 15th, 2003

THE WISDOM OF A STRANGE LOOP

From Caerdroia and it is good !

I think that most non-Americans – and more than a few Americans – miss the essential nature of America, particularly in their behavior towards other nations. Here is the quick and dirty guide to understanding American foreign policy:

If you leave us alone, we will leave you alone. Heck, we’ll even give you money if we think you need it more than we do. Mind if we send some tourists your way?

If you trade with us, we will trade with you. The more barriers and annoyances you put in place, the more we will do so as well, and eventually we will trade less with you for it. On the other hand, the more open you are, the more open we will be. We would just as soon eliminate tarriffs and the like: we have the income tax now and don’t really need them. Please, let us open branch offices and fast food joints.

If you are our faithful ally, trustworthy and honest, we will shower you with every benefit we can give. We will defend you against all threats. We will send our young men and women, if necessary to die, by the millions to aid you. We will spend our blood and our treasure freely on your behalf. All that we will ask of you is a plot of land to bury our dead.

If you pose an existential threat to us, we are the most ruthless bastards on the face of the Earth, and we will bend you to our wills, or we will kill you. Witness, if you will, the American Civil War, the way we fought against Japan in WWII, Dresden and so forth.

If you interfere with our interests abroad, we will be annoyed with you, and will attempt to marginalize and contain you, even to destroy your economy and culture if necessary. I’m looking at you, Fidel Castro.

If you threaten us (empty or not) and act to develop means to hurt us, see the point about posing an existential threat. After September 11, we are not going to put up with that crap any more. I’m looking at you, Kim Jong-Il.

If you think we are a pawn to play in your regional games, and in the process decide to interfere with our attempts to maintain our security, we will work to thwart your ambitions. I’m looking at you, Jacques Chirac.

We are large, rich, powerful and diverse. What other nations see as major acts of war (bombing our embassies, for example), we frequently see as annoyances and part of the price for being in the world. Eventually, we will notice if you keep it up. I’m looking at what’s left of you, Osama bin Laden.

We are not always wise, but we are always intelligent. We are always kind and generous and loyal to our friends, ruthless and implacable to our enemies, and we generally ignore those who don’t fall into either of the above categories as best we can. We make mistakes, but we correct them. We are repentant, but we are not guilt-ridden. We are religious, but we are not fanatics.

Amen brother.

Thursday, May 15th, 2003

THE OTHER PRINCE OF DARKNESS

Robert Novak celebrates 40 years as an investigative reporter, TV pundit and highly paid consultant. People who hate Novak’s views or laugh at his analysis never miss his column because he digs deep, criticizes anybody and has the biggest rolodex of contacts in Washington. Congratz Bob !

Thursday, May 15th, 2003

DO THE SAUDIS SEE THE RITING ON THE WALL ?

JB at Riting on the Wall ( after graciously wishing me well on my current one-armed status -TY) noted what I wrote the other day on the Saudi regime:

The network of Islamists in Saudi Arabia have grown in power to the point where the house of Saud is effectively sharing power or at least ruling while sitting on a powder keg with Islamist imams always ready to strike a match and engage in political blackmail.

JB responded:

very true. i happen to disagree with his historical analysis, referring instead to the rise of the house of saud during the time of ibn ‘abd al-wahhab and the coevolution of the saudi regime and religious conservatism-turned-radical revisionism. but the end result is the same: today, the saudis need a little leaning on and friendly advice about liberal democracy before something horrible happens

JB’s point about the interrelationship between Wahabism and the House of Saud being a coevolution stretching back to the 18th century was apt and I am pretty much in agreement. Daniel Pipes, noted scholar and presidential appointee is too brings up Abdul Aziz’s crushing of the old Ikhwan brotherhood ( beating me to the punch) but illustrating that there is just a secondary aspect to Saudi politics involving patron-client ties of kinship, marriage and tribe that are also at work. This worldly aspect complicates and strengthens the religious zealots position in the Saudi world even if it is meaningless to them compared to adherence to Islamist purity – they benefit from the protection of less fanatical relatives and patrons higher up on the scale. Where Abdul Aziz acted, Fahd and Abdullah fear to tread, reluctant to disturb the delicate network of elite alliances and relationships that form the Saudi equivalent of the social contract. Moving against a 22 year old al Qaida supporting prince is not to arrest a misguided young man but to offend his grand uncle in the ministry of Defence whose cousin wedded your brother’s second daughter. That is how in part the senior princes in the Saudi oligarchy view their terrorist crisis. The key terrorist supporters in Riyadh are a discontented minority in their own regime, not dissenters standing outside the palace or leaning against a wall in the casbah as in Algeria.

Thursday, May 15th, 2003

THE PARANOID STYLE

Dan Drezner takes on what frankly has to be called an updated ” Jewish Conspiracy ” theory centering on the so-called, dreaded, and allegedly sinister ” neoconservative cabal ” in The New Republic Online. Drezner names names but he doesn’t go back far enough in time to trace the pedigree of this drivel. Neocons as a Jewish clique argument was percolating on H-Diplo last fall where I and historian Eric Bergerud aptly pointed out to Juan Cole, David Kaiser and Eric Alterman that neoconservatism was rooted in anticommunism, not zionism and still less in the Likud Party. Prior to that, as I have blogged before, this was being peddled by Jude Wanniski of Polyconomics back in 1998 as part of his longstanding feud with Richard Perle and the supply-side guru’s more recent role as an apologist for Islamist radicals, Saddam Hussein and Louis Farrakhan. Since then the neocon-Jewish cabal has become standard propaganda of the antiwar Left and Right at magazines like the Nation and the American Conservative. Drezner however, has taken some solid shots and brought in the late historian Richard Hofstadter into the debate.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2003

LE BLOC CHIRAC

Central Tech Station has a nice analysis of French perfidy. Or stupidity in this case.


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