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The Colossal Rhodes

[by Mark Safranski / a.k.a. “zen“]

This is absolutely amazing.

Quite possibly the most damning thing I have ever read about the Obama national security inner circle. This NYT profile far exceeds any wild polemic by an overventilating right-wing pundit. Ben Rhodes, whose complete lack of any FP/Defense/Mil/IC qualifications would have relegated him to getting coffee for bigwigs in any other NSC in history, is a Deputy National Security Adviser with Oval Office walk-in access. He gloats about his yes-man relationship with the POTUS, disparages Hillary Clinton and Robert Gates, boasts of lying to reporters and mocks the servility of Beltway celebrity journalists who faithfully retweet the administration talking points he gives them. It reminds me of the tone of that Rolling Stone article that sank Stanley McChrystal.

The Aspiring Novelist who Became Obama’s Foreign Policy Guru

….He is the master shaper and retailer of Obama’s foreign-policy narratives, at a time when the killer wave of social media has washed away the sand castles of the traditional press. His ability to navigate and shape this new environment makes him a more effective and powerful extension of the president’s will than any number of policy advisers or diplomats or spies. His lack of conventional real-world experience of the kind that normally precedes responsibility for the fate of nations — like military or diplomatic service, or even a master’s degree in international relations, rather than creative writing — is still startling.

Part of what accounts for Rhodes’s influence is his “mind meld” with the president. Nearly everyone I spoke to about Rhodes used the phrase “mind meld” verbatim, some with casual assurance and others in the hushed tones that are usually reserved for special insights. He doesn’t think for the president, but he knows what the president is thinking, which is a source of tremendous power. One day, when Rhodes and I were sitting in his boiler-room office, he confessed, with a touch of bafflement, “I don’t know anymore where I begin and Obama ends.”

I think we know where we can find your head, Ben.

….One result of this experience was that when Rhodes joined the Obama campaign in 2007, he arguably knew more about the Iraq war than the candidate himself, or any of his advisers. He had also developed a healthy contempt for the American foreign-policy establishment, including editors and reporters at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The New Yorker and elsewhere, who at first applauded the Iraq war and then sought to pin all the blame on Bush and his merry band of neocons when it quickly turned sour. If anything, that anger has grown fiercer during Rhodes’s time in the White House. He referred to the American foreign-policy establishment as the Blob. According to Rhodes, the Blob includes Hillary Clinton, Robert Gates and other Iraq-war promoters from both parties who now whine incessantly about the collapse of the American security order in Europe and the Middle East.

Boost thinks very highly of me. My notes are so impressive that they have taken on the form of ideas, he feels. I capture other people’s words in a manner that not only organizes them, but inserts a clarity and purpose that was not present in the original idea. Connections are made between two opposing ideas that were not apparent in the meeting. I have gotten at not only the representation of things, but the way that the mind actually works.

Is this for real? Who thinks of themselves like this?

….Obama relies on Rhodes for “an unvarnished take,” in part, she says, because “Ben just has no poker face,” and so it’s easy to see when he is feeling uncomfortable. “The president will be like, ‘Ben, something on your mind?’ And then Ben will have this incredibly precise lay-down of why the previous half-hour has been an utter waste of time, because there’s a structural flaw to the entire direction of the conversation.”

The literary character that Rhodes most closely resembles, Power volunteers, is Holden Caulfield. “He hates the idea of being phony, and he’s impetuous, and he has very strong views.”

Somewhere, someplace, J.D. Salinger is throwing up next to a dry-heaving George Kennan.

There are White Houses in the past where an article of this kind would have gotten the staffer in question fired on the spot. That however was a more serious time.

13 Responses to “The Colossal Rhodes”

  1. morgan Says:

    Rhodes’ action and boasting is an other example of why more and more people hold the federal government in disgusted contempt. One wonders how much further down the contempt will go with a prospective Hillary Clinton administration?

  2. zen Says:

    I loathe Hillary Clinton for many reasons. In fairness, this article might be worse than she would tolerate given her thin skin, dislike of public ridicule and conspiracy theories about the media

  3. morgan Says:

    Well, a Clinton presidency will allow her to further wreck what remains of our constitutional republic. Her Suprme Court appointees will make the old Warren Court look like a solid conservative group. She will be able to use the Clinton Foundation to enrich the three Clinton’s by means of contributing to the Foundation in return for more favors than those granted when she was Secretary of State. It will make a mockery of the rule of law as she will be able to successfully ward off any thought of prosecution for emailgate, Benghazi and her money laundering via the Clinton Foundation.She will use, as she has in the past, criticism as the result of a “vast right wing conspiracy” and will be backed in the media by such creatures as Ben Rhodes and future imitators. Gloom and doom galore with a Hillary Clinton administration, coupled with gross incompetence. Now that is certainly not something to look forward to

  4. zen Says:

    No argument here Morgan. I think she and Bill are a nexus of public corruption and have been since the 1980’s and a Clinton presidency will advance both public corruption and rule by oligarchy. It’s just her imperious ego couldn’t tolerate this article well from an underling

  5. morgan Says:

    I agree and I doubt if Ben Rhodes will have a position in a Hillary administration. But I imagine his brother can find him a spot with CBS News.

  6. Charles Cameron Says:

    I’ll stay out of the politics here, and just say “Great title pun, Zen!”

  7. zen Says:

    Gracias Charles! Mr. Rhodes stands astride…something

  8. Charles Cameron Says:


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    It appears the statue is being rebuit.
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    Astride what, you almost ask. This much we are told:

    Ships will sail between the statue’s legs.

  9. larrydunbar Says:

    The mast would pass easier if the statue was female, just saying….

  10. carl Says:

    What struck me most about the article was when 10 hapless sailors let themselves get taken by some Iranian skiffs, the first reaction of the Obama/Rhodes melded mind was not ‘Lordy, lordy, our guys are in trouble. Fire things up. We’re getting them back!” No, the first reaction was “We gotta hide this until after the speech.” If this is a typical reaction of Democrat foreign policy, and I believe Obama’s foreign policy is Democrat foreign policy, it raises a very serious question for those in harm’s way overseas. That question being “Do those guys in DC really have my back?” That isn’t something your people should be wondering about.

  11. zen Says:

    When general officers refuse to respond to SF under fire in an extensive battle and clarify orders so that their subordinates can be prosecuted for failing to anticipate Ben Rhodes deciding to “change the narrative” about their ROE, the answer is “no”.

  12. zen Says:

    By the way, if the refusal to respond in the Kunduz incident was willful and not circumstantial with a good reason, the GO should be court-martialed for dereliction of duty

  13. carl Says:

    The GO would not be court-martialed for anything short of…of…would not be subject to court-martial for anything. The culture of impunity for anyone high enough up on the ladder is as strongly ensconced in the military as it is in any other segment of American society; and the general officer corps is a systemically corrupt as any other segment. The fatal problem is corrupt general officer corps’ do not win. The Americans have been getting away with that for the past 15 or more years because we have been in little wars. The devil will take his due in blood (no multi-star blood of course) and treasure (multi-star pensions to remain unaffected) in due course, God save us (multi-stars excepted).


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