[ by Charles Cameron — silly fun.. ]
I’d say that here Kim Jong-Un —
Escaped rhinoceros from Pyongyang Zoological Park wrestled into submission by Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, saving over thirty schoolchildren.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 27, 2016
would easily Trump, ahem, Vladimir Putin —
— KGBPutin (@KgbPutin) September 28, 2015
if he’d had access toi a camera and Photoshop.