[ by Charles Cameron — the zoo unleashed here on the fields of football and baseball, a DoubleQuote illustrating that comparison can be invidious ]
Let’s start with a cat on the field (football), tweeted by Timothy Burke
Kevin Harlan’s Westwood One radio call of the cat on the field is, as you might expect, an all-time great call. How much of a pro is Harlan? He worked a sponsor read into it.
Okay, I’ll cap that with a snake on the field (baseball):
cat : football :: snake : baseball?
But that’s ridiculous. Comparisons are invidious, QED.